Bully Cat
is very fat
and smelly
his body
is mostly
his belly
Bully Cat
is lazy
and nasty
lying down
he’s like a crazy
Cornish pasty
Bully Cat
despises
his owner
he eats her food
but deep down
he’s a loner
Bully Cat
is very far
from housetrained
and further still
from bird-trained
or mouse-trained
for Bully Cat
will go where
he pleases
and every time
he kills something –
he teases!
Bully Cat
is merciless
to other cats
to smaller cats
and kitten cats
and mother cats
and as for dogs, well,
Bully Cat
dismisses them!
he spits them
he claws them
he hisses them!
Bully Cat
tattoos those
who mess with him
so children tend
to play less
and less with him
Bully Cat
bit a girl
who kissed him
he died last week
and no one
missed him